NWA Ownership Update; Daryl Takahashi Talks Los Ingobernables, Kenny Omega, & More
NWA Ownership Updates
It looks like the transfer of ownership of the NWA is almost official. It’s being reported that Billy Corgan will officially take over the reigns of the organization on October 1st.
Going forward, all of the member promotions who have licenses to use the NWA branding will have those licenses expire on September 30th. Also, the NWA On Demand streaming service will be shutting down. Corgan purchased R. Bruce Tharpe’s interest in the Paul Boesch Houston library, and even though the ownership of the library will remain with the Boesch family, Corgan will have the power to control it going forward.
Daryl Takahashi Breaks His Silence
Currently on a sabbatical in the UK after his recent harrowing experiences in NJPW, Daryl Takahashi, the most beloved stuffed cat in all of pro wrestling history, recently sat down to give his thoughts on his near-death experience at the hands of Bad Luck Fale and much more.
On his feelings about Los Ingobernables de Japon:
I llike LIJ. We are all strange. NAITO Strange, but nice. HIROMU strange, but love me. BUSHI very, very strange, but is kind. SANADA strange, but secretly like me. EVIL is strange, but he stay away from me. I am scared of EVIL. They all feed me good food, except EVIL. I think he jealous of my soft kitty body and pretty face.
How he and Hiromu met:
Ahhhhh. I meet Hiromu in most special way. I was once homeless kitty who live on streets of Osaka. Hiromu find me eating old udon out of trash and pick me up. Nobody picked me up because I was so dirty and smelly. Hiromu rescue me and promise to make Puroresu superstar. He change my life forever and feed me fresh udon. Also watermelon.
His feelings on The Bullet Club:
YOU DARE ASK ABOUT BAD LUCK FALE AND BULLY CLUB?! I HATE CHUBBY FALE AND HIS STUPID HEAD TATTOO RACING STRIPE! ALL OF BULLY CLUB IS JOKE ME AND HIROMU LAUGH ALL NIGHT LONG AT THEM!! I hate Club and Fale and they will be dead soon.
Club is after me and LIJ because they know we better and make more money than them! They are no longer champion sales in New Japan Pro Wrestling!! Plus, we all have bigger private parts than all of stupid Club.
His feelings on Fale and The Young Bucks:
Who I hate more, Bucks or Fale?? Bucks are pretty, but they just hurt my neck and tell me to suck it. FALE RIP MY WHOLE BODY IN HALF THROW ME IN THE AIR AND STOMP ME INTO NAITO BACK!! I WANT TO DO PEE PEE IN FALE BEARD! I WIPE MY BOTTOM ON HIS GLASSES!!
Opening a can of whoop ass on Kenny Omega:
Kenny, Kenny, Kenny. Hmmmm. He challenge me to match? But I ask how his knee really is? I only want a match when he is ready… and when he is ready I WILL EMBARRASS HIM IN FRONT OF JAPAN AND ALL THE WORLD! MR. GLOBAL STAR WILL FALL TO THE DARYL CLUB!
What the future holds:
The rest of year for me and LIJ is bright and long. We will eat all the foods together and win all championships together. Hiromu will bring home belt-San again so I have nice shiny pillow. Also at WRESTLE KINGDOM, NAITO BECOME CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. Hopefully EVIL will be nicer too.
He also has a special message for Will Ospreay:
I would just like to add that I love my fans and they are all cooler than Bullet Club. I am also scared of bird mask Marty. Please add me on the FACEBOOK page, so you can praise me!! Also WILL OSPREAY I WILL CLAW YOUR EYES OUT OF YOUR BODY AND YOU WILL NEVER BE CAT LIKE ME THAT HIROMU LIKE SO GO AWAY. ALSO FALE SHUT UP WITH UNDERBOSS GLASSES I AM NOT BUY THEM FROM YOU. BECAUSE I HATE YOU!!
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