CONNECTING THE DOTS: What Made Jinder Mahal Fall Down
Welcome to another edition of
CONNECTING THE DOTS The semi-regular column that dares to ask the tough questions
even when nobody cares about the answer
In Today's Episode:
WHAT MADE JINDER MAHAL FALL DOWN
On Friday, during the “Greatest Royal Rumble,” aka “The World's Most Expensive Six Hour House Show,” aka “The Extra Most Bestest Propaganda Afternoon Where All Women Are Indecent And So Is Sami Zayn” aka “The Thing That Will Put Stephanie and Shane's Great-Great-Grandkids Through College”, there was a US Title match.
It saw new RAW superstar Jinder Mahal try to reclaim the belt from new SmackDown superstar Jeff Hardy on the ONE NIGHT A YEAR WHERE THE SUPERSTARS OF RAW AND SMACKDOWN GO HEAD TO HEAD IN IN-RING COMPETITION EXCEPT FOR ALL THOSE OTHER NIGHTS THAT TOTALLY DON'T COUNT.
Jeff Hardy was able to retain the championship, because no titles changed hands at The Greatest Royal Rumble because it was The World's Most Expensive Six Hour House Show. Unles..